Your real life may be sub-par, But you can be who you want people to think you are. Iman Crosson And Tay Zonday14. Do you really think your friends need Another baby picture in their feed? And how big of a frying pan would I need to make it into an omelet?. It's gonna be okay Get off the phone now It doesn't love you Its gonna die one day The government is probably Spying on you with it anyway. While precious memories are being made? Am A picture's worth a thousand words D G So a few white lies shouldn't hurt. Don't be such a self-centered guy Now isn't that better? D-V Just be who you want people to think you are. Since your dessert has gone to waste When do you think you ever will Wanna watch this portrait juggling film? Or I could boil it in my hot tub The giant artichoke nestled in its enclave Causes me to realize that I didn't really know what an artichoke looked like Because I only see them in dips Tasty dips relegated to the appetizer stage of my meal What is that? You pull out your photos of your wedding in the spring And you'll confronted by your double chin And your bald spot glistening You could get a membership at the fitness-hut down the road Or you could pick your mouse up and slim yourself down, And even give yourself a 'fro Your high school reunion is coming next Friday And you know everyone will ask to see some, Pictures of the babies that you've made But the problem is your kid's head is big, I mean we're talking alien size here But just cut and paste a hat or at least a do-rag, And it wont seem so severe Photoshop your memories.
A fiberglass man stands atop a stone pedestal Wearing blue clothes Who knows, what might he be reaching for? Am Your real life may be sub-par, D But you can be who you want people to think you are. American Idol Theme Alexis Cohen Tribute 2. Get the embed code Tyzo Bloom - Up to This Point Album Lyrics1. Perhaps he's hungry His simple gesture signifying his hope for food Very large food Mm, tell me more A 3, 000 pound egg sits motionless on the edge of a bank parking lot What secrets does this egg hold? A picture's worth a thousand words So a few white lies shouldn't hurt. You know you want to touch each other Doesn't that feel good? It doesn't love you It's gonna die one day It's crawling with e-coli bacteria anyway Get off the phone now! D-V G Em Photoshop your memories.
I bet it's beautiful Shazam, it's the world's largest clam Yes Rhett, Link, though I am but a statue, and cannot eat I have been satisfied by your descriptions of the large foods encountered on your journey I extend my hand to you as a token of thanks Oh, and one more thing Did you bring me back a t-shirt? Randy remains tight-lipped I don't know how he squeezed his store under the donut But I know one thing: I'm hungry Mm, gimme some of that sweet, sticky, icky, icky, and blow my mind As I enter town, I see an 8 foot clam perched upon a beautifully landscaped mound Did the artist who molded this concrete creature take the time to include a pretend pearl? Am A picture's worth a thousand words, D So a few white lies shouldn't hurt. A picture's worth a thousand words, So a few white lies shouldn't hurt. . . . .
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